SCHEME TO SCREW YOU

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women whose name ends in “y” by the crow

the crow can’t make his feathers look right

the crow thought he was a one man show

the crow says a view master jack off

a note to bring peanuts to the crow

the crow gives away all his buttons

the crow he’s the enormous radio

post cards from his heart attack the crow

still waiting for Cindy Sherman the crow

your birthday on Desolation Row the crow

the crow will never go to Moab, Utah

the crow his super-power under tow

that summer with the wasps the crow

the raven and the mermaid don’t tell them so

his scheme to screw you the crow

the crow thinks he’s the chemist

the crow thinks he’s the bomb

the crow’s taking calls you know

even later the crow